What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:08

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper